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Angels get God a gift

Here’s a Funny to start you day. And if you are like me, trying to find that certain someone who has everything he wants (aka my dad) a great gift for Christmas, might I recommend ​His-Child.com. We have unique clothing, decals and decor that you won’t find in any Christian book store. Oh, and as for this comic, the only thing you can give God is YOU. Funny thing is, that’s all He wants.

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When Christmas Plays Collide

The war between Jesus and Santa begin as we start this Christmas Season. However, most of our Christmas traditions started out with a basis of faith in Jesus. Here are some examples:

The word “Christmas” came from when Christians would have a Mass or Communion celebrating Christ. It was called “Christ’s Mass” thus we get our word Christmas.

We don’t know Jesus’ birthday. But, during the Roman empire they celebrated the shortest day of the year partying and worshiping idols, especially the god of the sun. This day was December 25th. Then the Roman empire started following God and becoming Christians. They decided to keep the celebration, but instead of worshiping the god of the sun, they would celebrate God’s Son, Jesus. Thus, we keep this tradition today and celebrate Jesus’ birthday on December 25th.

Martin Luther was the first to add lights to Christmas trees; he did so to point to Jesus as the “light of the world” (John 8:12).

Holly wreaths with their sharp, pointed leaves were chosen to represent the crown of thorns Jesus wore on the cross; their small red berries symbolize his drops of blood. Evergreen wreaths likewise signify eternal life in Him.

St. Nicholas was a real person and a real saint. He went around giving to the poor and helping others for the glory of God. I wonder what his thoughts would be on how he is perceived now?

You might think it silly, but there is a ​12 Questions of Christmas on ​​JellyTelly where each day you and your children can learn all about our Christmas traditions in just a few minutes. My family highly recommends it.

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Funny Christmas Meme

This made me laugh. Hope you enjoy it too as you start getting ready for Christmas.

Happy Monday and Merry Christmas!

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Baby Dedication Funny meme

Baby dedications are the best. The parents are starting a child’s life by promising to raise them up the way they should go and trusting God to help them. And, you just never know what the kids are going to do. Enjoy this funny meme this morning!

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Bad Pickup Line - Christian Funny Meme

Yikes. I’m sure the guy who used this never saw that response coming.

Enjoy the laugh, God created pure comedy.

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Closing Prayer Funny Church Meme

This is what our student ministry room looks like when we ask for someone to close in prayer. Or they all look at their shoes like there is something very fascinating on the floor. Anyway, enjoy the laugh and have a blessed day!!!

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Jesus supped with His disciplesA funny play on the word “sup” as in “What’s up?” and “supped” as in supper for anyone not understanding this little church meme. Want to read more about Jesus’ Last Supper with His disciples? Read Matthew 26:17-30.

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Jesus' response to OMG

So many people take God’s name in vain and they don’t even realize it. It’s used so often most don’t even subconsciously hear it anymore. It’s very sad. I never thought I’d find something funny about this type of usage or the text/acronym OMG. But, if someone was talking to Jesus, not knowing who He is, and used either, His response could be priceless. You know Jesus has to have the perfect comedic timing, since He created it.

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Enjoy your funny Monday meme. But, be sure that if any of us here at His-Child use this phrase, we are speaking to God in reverence for who He is. We ask that you do the same.

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Me Reading My Bible

Monday’s funny with a little bit of truth as seen in the two verses below.

“So My word that comes from My mouth will not return to Me empty, but it will accomplish what I please and will prosper in what I send it to do.” Isaiah 55:11

“For the word of God is living and effective and sharper than any double-edged sword, penetrating as far as the separation of soul and spirit, joints and marrow. It is able to judge the ideas and thoughts of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12

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