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My house after seeing War Room

Ok, so this is a bit of an over exaggeration. But, I did see the movie War Room and it did inspire me to put more emphasis into my prayer life and praying for others, especially for my husband and children.

“For our battle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the world powers of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavens.” (Ephesians 6:12)

Check out these daily prayer cards for your husband ​here and for your children ​here.

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You keep using that Bible verse. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Princess Bride was one of my favorite movies growing up. Thought this meme was funny, but also very true. There are several Bible verse that people take out of context. One of my favorite examples of this is the phrase, “God will never give you more than you can handel.” Many of you know this to not be true. You have experienced many things you couldn’t handel. What this verse really says is, “God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.” (1 Corinthians 10:13) Anyway, I hope you enjoy this Christian funny meme.

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Funny Last Supper Meme

It’s Monday and we all could you a good laugh. This meme made me laugh and I hope it does you too. At least when the photographer came by no one had to move to one side of the table. LOL.

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We say WWJD, but probably should say...

So this bracelet church meme made me laugh and I hope it does you too. But, how many of us would be honest and say our lives fit the second bracelet more than the first?

1 Peter 2:21 “For to this you have been called, because Christ also suffered for you, leaving you an example, so that you might follow in his steps.”

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Funny Christian Meme on Praying for Patience

Yep, this actually happened a few years ago. All of my daughter’s just washed, folded and put away clothes all pulled out onto the floor. And they were both so proud of themselves. They just couldn’t wait to show me. I knew they were quiet for way to long…

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Jesus Walks On Water

Run Jesus, Run! I don’t think this is what Matthew 14:25 was talking about. (Shortly before dawn Jesus went out to them, walking on the lake. – Matthew 14:25) My husband showed me this and it made me laugh. Hope it makes you laugh too.

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What your heart beat looks like when the Pastor asks you to pray from the pulpit.

I thought this was funny, especially since my Pastor asked me from the pulpit if I had anything to announce to the congregation. I guess he thought I was coming into service to get his attention, when what I was really doing was trying to get the attention of one of my student’s moms. I was so embarrassed. So, for all of you who have been in as similar situation, I feel your pain. Enjoy this funny Christian meme.

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When you tell someone about Jesus and they get mad at you

Another funny Christian meme for Monday, but this one is filled with truth. So, I post this for anyone who has ever share the Gospel with someone, with no selfish intentions at all, and got yelled at for it.

Everyone will hate you because of me, but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. (Matthew 10:22, Mark 13:13)

(Today, please pray for our Brothers and Sisters in Christ who face so much more than a little anger for the cause of Christ.)

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Marshmallow Bible

Funny, but also true. You can’t pick and choose from God’s word. It’s all true or none of it’s true. It’s like trying to learn math but only addition because it’s easy to do and ignoring subtraction, multiplication and division. (Can you tell I have a early elementary student?!)

I choose to believe the whole Bible. And not just because I have faith, which I do, but also because there are mounds and mounds of facts and information to back it up. Like Voddie Bauchum says, “God gave you a brain and He expects you to use it.”

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